ffs-benedict:

john can’t have sex with sherlock unless they’re facing each other because looking at sherlock’s back hurts him too much, seeing all the scars sherlock acquired during the two years and knowing that sherlock was suffering for john. he’s thankful of course but he can’t help but feel bad. one day sherlock asks why and john finally admits, so sherlock pulls off John’s jumper and traces his calloused fingertips over John’s scars and says “we match now”

Aug 26th  +606   via   
played: 2,081,339 times

castiel-hasthephonebox-at221b:

freaking-doctorwho:

isaiah-strong:

shezza-moans-for-watsons-dick:

If people ask what are sherlockians

Just play this

Don’t even speak before playing it

Just play it.

This is so beautiful.

I never hit reblog faster than when this started to play

Ah, yes. The music of my people.

Aug 26th  +323980   via   
played: 261,039 times

batmansymbol:

For those who haven’t heard it, Martin Freeman’s 13-second summary of Sherlock.

Aug 26th  +57945   via   

taryndraws:

Sherlock and John….as kitty cats. 

Aug 26th  +4223   via   
Q: I was wondering if you know where to find some really kinky Johnlock fics :)  — Anonymous

kinklock:

there is in fact kinklock’s own kink fic list but I also have individual lists that are also fairly kinky including:

also check out seb’s kinky fic list which is excellent

Aug 26th  +46   via   

mindphallus:

One day, when he is finally ready, John Watson takes his daughter to see his best friend’s favorite place on earth.  

And well, if John happens to hear a rustling in the grass, he’ll just attribute it to the wind.

((Third Star and Sherlock gifs made by me, gif of Emily Alyn Lind found here and edited by me))

Aug 26th  +2814   via   
kinklock:

yes hello sweets I hope everyone wanted a list of porn sans plot. it’s all pure smut, categories are made up (and to my preferences, so not every kink sorry), and tags for what i consider important info are to the side (rimming as it turns out is v important info to me) ~
pls do read tags not everything will be your cup of tea, e.g. daddy kink sprinkled throughout ~ Enjoy ~
military kink (all bottomlock, all bdsm-y)
Captain Watson by TheGeekCooks (Sexxica) (dom/sub, sex toys, this would have sold me by now)
Teacher’s Pet by Rehfan (teacher student that isn’t toplock?? so hard to find, light bdsm, rimming) 
Sherlock’s Secrets by damesansmerci (yaaas this is dark, also gunplay, look out)
Captain by GeniaTheParadox (you’ll notice there’s a recurring theme with the titles)
To Listen and Obey by allflavoursofkink (rimming, hotttt)
Spoils of War by sweetcupncakes (mmmmmm yes)
Oh Captain, My Captain by Aria_Lerendeair (let’s popularize that turn of phrase)
Straight Shooter by nefariosity (nothing straight about it)
A Man in Uniform by janto321 (mmmmmm)
The Prize We Sought is Won  deathfrisbees (sweet too :’)))
bdsm
Captain Watson by anon (this is bdsm-ish, my absolute fave fyi, hands down, bottomlock, roleplay, spanking, John is every person in Sherlock’s roleplay which is oddly sweet??)
Truth or Dare by allonsys_girl (bottomlock, rimming, daddy kink)
Training Sherlock by breadnotangels (bottomlock sublock)
Shames and Praises by s0mmerspr0ssen (best, goes without rec’ing really, bottomlock)
Happiness is a Warm Gun (in Your Mouth) by taylorpotato (hOLY SHIT gunplay, bottomlock sublock)
Not My Area by SailorChibi (bottomlock, anal beads, dark John)
Trussed by lockedin221b (this is the best toplock you’ll ever read aka dom power bottom john~)
The Taming of John Watson by taylorpotato (toplock with dom sherlock, there was rimming at one point and it was eXCELLENT)
Perihelion by darkangel1211 (toplock, dom sherlock, sex toys, spanking, rimming, vibrating butt plugs, all the things)
praise kink
His Good Boy by allonsys_girl (this fic/series is a true gift, praise kink hallelujah, dom/sub -ish, bottomlock)
Praise Me by testosterone_tea (bottomlock, rimming)
Slow Dive by TheRavenLady (bottomlock, rimming, and I mean rIMMINGGgg a+++)
get up (for the sake of the bees) by burnteggshells (aw cute parentlock & bees, but yah also daddy kink and fisting)
Compliments & Deductions by Aria_Lerendeair (john’s deduction kink gets some play too~)
lingerie 
The Red Box by Cleo2010 (john in the lingerie~)
All It Took Was Panties by lockedin221b (that’s all it ever takes with me tbh, bdsm, bottomlock sublock)
Dear Heart (I beat for you) by LadyMerlin (there’s a corset, i REPEAT THERE IS A CORSET, sherlock in lingerie)
How is it You’re Still Breathing? by a-cumberbatch-of-cookies (tishy19) (I’M NOT?,mORE CORSETS, with stilettos, the fanart too, I can’t breath,)
Silk Stockings, High Heels by Linpatootie (back to john in lingerie)
Loop and Button by berlynn_wohl (sherlock in the lingerie now)
Frilly Knickers by agameofscones (orithea), daleked (sherlock again)
Butterfly by dogpoet (“for a case” trope, sherlock crossdressing)
Birthday Boy by 221b_hound (it’s really almost always sherlock in the lingerie)
Lace by agameofscones (orithea) (you guessed it, sherlock again)
Behind Closed Drawers by lockedin221b (Sherlock in lingerie using a dildo, this fic and me are on the same page)
rimming (I just really like rimming)
Silent Treatment by peevee (bottomlock, mmmmm so good)
The Board Has Spoken by anon (bottomlock)
That Bare Bottom Feeling by SailorChibi (omegaverse, rimming, omega john alpha sherlock)
Morning Glory by corpsereviver2 (omegaverse, alpha john omega sherlock, sex toys)
Plethora of Dildos by NerdyMind (plethora of fun ~~, this is really mostly about sex toys but rimming does make an appearance
Sherlock coming really easily (this is oddly specific)
The One Where Sherlock Comes in His Pants by ellie-hell (the title speaks for itself)
Sherlock Gets Dirty by wendymarlowe (dirty talk, sherlock comes without being touched and so do I, JOhn is so hot in this rrrrr) 
It’s Mutual by lockedin221b (Sherlock can come really easily, so they get him a chastity device)
Prostate by anonymous (these all really speak for themselves, bottomlock)
John Fingers Sherlock by lotherington (very self descriptive)
tentacles ~~
The Sunlight’s Better Here by tepidspongebath (tentacles, but they don’t belong to anyone, well they belong to the plant monster? i dunno I just suspend my disbelief, dub con)
Eating At The Table Of Another by peevee (tentacles sort of belong to sherlock??)
C. sapiens by patternofdefiance (bottomlock, the tentacles are John’s, very consensual which can be an issue with the tentacles,)
Something’s wrong with John by Irrlich (and it’s tentacles)
clone sex / selfcest
Sherlock’s Laboratory by berlynn_wohl (there’s just a lot going on here, clone sex with sherlock clones and john clones, dp, gang bang, switchlock, tentacles at one point, androids) 
Better Than One by Innerspace (sherlock clones going down on john you’ve heard enough)
Keep Each Other Company by agameofscones (orithea) (selfcest of the time traveling variety!, two Sherlocks one John)
teacher student oh my (I love this trope tho it’s almost always toplock)
Game Theory and Zero Sum Games by cyerus (student Sherlock and teacher John, that context makes me like toplock more than I ever would normally tbh, toplock, dub con) 
5 Times John Was Fucked by a Teacher and Once it was a Nurse by SailorChibi (self descriptive??, toplock, John getting passed around basically, dub con) 
After School Special by TheGeekCooks (Sexxica) (toplock, John does a lot of under the desk work)
comeplay
I Don’t Know Why (I Didn’t Think of This Before) by doodle (NEITHER DO I?, bottomlock)
What My Body Has Seen by philalethia (hint: it’s seen A LOT, bottomlock)
A Sense of Propriety by sweetcupncakes (bottomlock)
Master by Sherlockeddwho_castiel (this is some really kinky shit, come eating, amongst other things, bdsm)
misc
glory holes: I’m Not Actually A Pervert by dorothydonne (im in love with the fact that we have a glory hole fic at all, bottomlock w/Sherlock v in charge)
medical kink: Hysteria by berlynn_wohl (dark john, roleplay or so we assume, dub con if not rp)
microphilia: Microphilia by deuxexmycroft (this may not be your cup of tea but like sue me, dubious consent, toplock i guess?)
voice kink: Voice Controlled by corpsereviver2 (dirty talk) 

kinklock:

yes hello sweets I hope everyone wanted a list of porn sans plot. it’s all pure smut, categories are made up (and to my preferences, so not every kink sorry), and tags for what i consider important info are to the side (rimming as it turns out is v important info to me) ~

pls do read tags not everything will be your cup of tea, e.g. daddy kink sprinkled throughout ~ Enjoy ~

military kink (all bottomlock, all bdsm-y)

bdsm

praise kink

lingerie 

rimming (I just really like rimming)

Sherlock coming really easily (this is oddly specific)

tentacles ~~

clone sex / selfcest

teacher student oh my (I love this trope tho it’s almost always toplock)

comeplay

misc

Aug 26th  +1421   via   

navydream:

Understanding & Caring for your Bunny 03

Aug 26th  +1186   via   

insanemoriarty:

Now we all don’t just run blogs about some show.

We run blogs about an Emmy award-winning show.

Aug 26th  +2361   via   
#yes  #good 
floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

…I’m sure that both of the Holmes brothers love dancing (:

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

…I’m sure that both of the Holmes brothers love dancing (:

Aug 26th  +465   via   

edthatch:

so, the porn. let me just drop it here and run away sdhjashdj

Aug 26th  +1790   via   

221bee:

some kidlock/babylock headcanons:

  • baby sherlock just learning to talk, calling his brother “my-my”
  • one-year-old sherlock saying petulantly, “nuff-ing!” whenever anyone asks him what he’s doing
  • two-year-old sherlock in little blue footed pyjamas, toddling after nine-year-old mycroft with a toy telephone he wants him to answer
  • three-year-old sherlock nervous and insecure around other children, walking over to where mummy is talking to other parents and climbing into her lap for a few minutes—just until he feels safe and reassured—before whining and wriggling out of her cuddle like he didn’t want to be there in the first place
  • nursery school sherlock scrunching up his lil face and gripping a crayon awkwardly as he tries to write the letter S [and does it backwards]
  • four year old sherlock developing a routine of wiggling his loose bottom teeth in the mirror every morning, checking to see if they’re ready to come out
  • five-year-old sherlock sitting in an armchair, flipping through a huge picture book on bugs and annoying the hell out of his brother by saying, “mikey, come and see!” practically every two pages
  • six-year-old sherlock eating a slice of pizza and getting sauce all over his face and on his shirt
Aug 26th  +489   via   
snowunderthestars:

And that morning John realised he was madly in love with Sherlock Holmes.

snowunderthestars:

And that morning John realised he was madly in love with Sherlock Holmes.

Aug 26th  +120   via   

cumberbuddy:

For those who didn’t guess from the social media teasers* Benedict Cumberbatchwill be appear on a collector’s edition cover of ELLE’s December issue.

We don’t want to give too much away right now. But there was a small furry animal on set. We rode on the back of his mortorcycle. And he talked (at length) about exactly what Sherlock would do in bed. “

Aug 26th  +1414   via   

sherholmvs:

While Sherlock had a temperamental libido, he’d always been a tactile person. He would stretch out on the soft sheets and moan. He would explore every inch of John’s skin, and love it when John returned the favour. Even if he didn’t feel particularly horny, sucking John off was the best thing in the world, or perhaps being fucked by him, maybe even the post orgasmic cuddles when John was warm and pliant afterwards. Sherlock simply loved touching and being touched, especially when John was involved.

Aug 26th  +60   via   
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