astudyinsociopaths asked:

Sherlock asking for John to fuck him while he's bored one day waiting on a new case but he's cranky and all he does is complain that John needs to go faster or go harder or more or less and finally John sticks two fingers in Sherlock's mouth and fucks him hard and rough

I'm a Three Patch Problem Answer:

gaybabysherlock:

AND THEN JOHN INVESTS IN A BALL GAG.

SO THOSE TWO FINGERS CAN BE PUT TO BETTER USE SLIDING IN ALONGSIDE HIS COCK TO STUFF SHERLOCK WHILE HE RIDES JOHN, MOANING AROUND HIS GAG AND LOVING THE SENSATION OF BEING FINALLY COMPLETELY FULL.

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Anonymous asked:

When Sherlock is playing possum outside of Bart's, he spends the whole time struggling to control the wimpy tentacle. Bc wimpy tentacle knows John is upset and it wants to reach out and stroke his hands and tell him it's just a magic trick and make him smile.

I'm a Three Patch Problem Answer:

bbcatemysoul:

sherlock had to make sure to lie with the wimpy tentacle pinned under his body so that it couldn’t give the game away

because he knew that the wimpy tentacle wouldn’t be able to resist reaching for john’s hand

the reason he knew that is because that’s what sherlock wanted to do more than anything

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astudyinsociopaths asked:

John making Sherlock wear a big butt plug all day as punishment for something he did and just watching the detective squirm and whine as he goes about his day, pausing dramatically every now and then as he moans and comes from that alone

I'm a Three Patch Problem Answer:

gaybabysherlock:

And watching as Sherlock tries to surreptitiously squirm and hump on the furniture, warning him with a dangerous “Sherlock.” And when Sherlock comes he just sighs and takes out the buttplug for an even larger one, and Sherlock whimpers at the size, but John just rubs his back and says, “You have to learn, Sherlock,” and Sherlock just nods, unable to speak.

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roqueofspades asked:

Sherlock whimpering and whining as John eats him out and fingers him and finally fills him with his huge cock and Sherlock has to bury his face in the crook of John's neck, whimpering and crying out as he craves John's intimacy, and John hold him close as he slowly thrusts into him uwu

I'm a Three Patch Problem Answer:

gaybabysherlock:

i WAS WONDERING WHERE YOU WERE CHEYENNE.

And Sherlock can’t handle the sensations and the emotion behind this, the closeness, being overwhelmed in John’s scent, in his warm skin moving across his own, his arms embracing him, everywhere, John. And the rain hits the window pane and the room is light and cool in the grey late afternoon, as Sherlock turns his head and he and John just look at each other as John continues to slowly fuck into his body, slowly, slowly, until Sherlock’s back bows and he comes, tightening around John’s cock, and John follows. tumbling into ecstasy.

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astudyinsociopaths asked:

Sherlock tied to the bed with nothing on but a cock ring and he's been like this for hours with John doing nothing but teasing him until he finally comes crying because it's not as good with the ring on and John keeps teasing him anyway because he was a bad boy and came without his daddy's orders

I'm a Three Patch Problem Answer:

gaybabysherlock:

BECAUSE DADDY!JOHN DOESN’T PUT UP WITH THAT SHIT.

And for punishment Sherlock has to clean 221b the next day naked, wearing the cockring again and a huge vibrating plug, and while he’s on his hands in knees, scrubbing, John just turns it on and off with different intensities, and Sherlock is whimpering he’s so hard, and his cum leaks onto the polished floor, and he has to lick it up :)))))) And when, and only when, the entire flat is spotless, John keeps Sherlock on his hands and knees and fucks him senseless, until Sherlock comes, yelling “Daddy!”

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astudyinsociopaths asked:

Sherlock deciding he and John are going to abstain from sex as an experiment but he takes every opportunity to brush against John with his hard on or to moan while he wanks in the shower. He sits in John's lap and squirms until John gets hard and then just gets off until one day John grabs Sherlocks hips and grinds him down and Sherlock's too surprised to do anything as John picks him up and throws him on the couch and just fucks him until he can't speak

I'm a Three Patch Problem Answer:

gaybabysherlock:

And John is just fucking him roughly, holding Sherlock down while Sherlock fucks his hips back, taking all of John’s huge cock, while John grips his hips and calls him slut and a whore while he watches his cock sliding in and out of Sherlock’s tight arse. And Sherlock can’t get enough, knowing he’s such a filthy whore. ╮(⊙ヮ⊙)╭

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painlock:

John comes back at Baker Street after he’s moved out from Mary and says that Mary thinks he cheated on her with Sherlock and Sherlock just freezes and says  quickly “If you’re worried about the divorce, Mycroft’s got everything under contr—” and John interrupts, “I don’t give a damn about the divorce, Sherlock! I don’t know what I’ve got with her and I don’t know what I’ve got with you. I seem to exist in two different alterations of reality but I feel like I don’t live at all. I came back to you a long time ago and you’re behaving as if I were still hers when you know fine well that I’m not.” Sherlock takes a few steps so he’s standing right facing John, throwing up his hands like he’d surrender. “What do you want from me? What the hell do you want from me, John?” and John looks him in the eye and says, “You.”

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